Welcome, Cryptians
You’ve entered the sanctuary of sovereignty — where sats are sacred, blocks are blessed, and the only inflation is spiritual.
Tithe in Bitcoin
Scan below to donate on-chain:
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Tithe via ⚡ Lightning Address
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BOLT12 Sacred Offering
Scan or tap this holy invoice:
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Offer Code: Revelation 12:21
🙏 Frequently Asked Questions
🙋 What is the Prosperity Gospel... in Bitcoin terms?
The old Prosperity Gospel promised wealth if you tithed in fiat and prayed real hard. At BitChurch, we ask: why tithe in a currency designed to rot? We accept Bitcoin — finite, incorruptible, and resurrected every 10 minutes.
⛪ Who are the Cryptians?
Cryptians are our faithful congregation — those who believe that decentralization is divine, that cryptography is scripture, and that every block is another verse in the immutable Book of Satoshi.
💸 Is donating to BitChurch tax-deductible?
That depends on your jurisdiction. But rest assured: your donations go toward the divine work of spreading the Gospel of Permissionless Value. We don’t issue receipts — only hash-confirmed blessings.
📖 Is there a sacred text?
Yes. The Bitcoin Whitepaper. In the beginning, there was Satoshi. And Satoshi said: “Let there be lightning!" and it was so.